BEYOND THE IMPLODE 3 - BRITISH AIRWAYS 0

Jeremy Vine once compered an awards ceremony I went to when I was working at a publishing company 8 years ago. He was OK, but hardly what you'd call 'life of the party'. Same company also hired Jonathan Ross for some self-congratulory piss-up in the West End (just months before they initiated the first series of redundancies) and he was the most pathetic, unfunny cunt I have ever seen on a stage.