BEYOND THE IMPLODE 3 - BRITISH AIRWAYS 0

Dear Dad: sorry I've violated clan rules and not voted Labour, and I know this would normally result in a 10-hour rant about how you came to this country with nothing (and how wearing ripped jeans is basically informing the world "MY PARENTS ARE VAGRANTS"). But if you'd lived to see what Labour became, I don't think you'd be that narked.