BEYOND THE IMPLODE 3 - BRITISH AIRWAYS 0

(This listening post is guest-edited by my dead dad)

CHARGED GBH - "NO SURVIVORS" EP

Shit! Listen to the fuckin' idiots - thinkin' they're big men with the shoutin'. Yobbos

MACKA B - "SIGN OF THE TIMES" LP

Are y'black, boy?

POGUES - "RED ROSES FOR ME" LP

Makes awful poor of the real Irish music

JOY DIVISION - "SUBSTANCE" LP

Never done a fuckin' day's work in his life. Just takes the money off brateens like you!

NICK CAVE - "FROM HER TO ETERNITY" LP

Just look at the state of the cunt

HUGGY BEAR - "HER JAZZ" EP

Will ya turn that fuckin' racket off?

KILLING JOKE - "NIGHT TIME" LP

Ahmadons

CRASS - "PENIS ENVY" LP

I didn't work me arse off for you to waste money on shit!

CONFLICT - "THE UNGOVERNABLE FORCE" LP

Oh Jesus, did I raise TWO fuckin' idiots?

SEX PISTOLS - "NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS" LP

You watch yourself. You go out lookin' like that - sure pull for the police

MY BLOODY VALENTINE - "LOVELESS" LP

They just tape cows moaning in the fields, that's all it is! And you're idiot enough to buy it!

BLAGGERS ITA - "UNITED COLORS" LP

On the drugs

PJ HARVEY - "4 TRACK DEMOS" LP

Ah, boy...never get married

NWA - "STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON" LP

Listenin' to a load of swearin'! And with the Sacred Heart in the room!

WOLFE TONES - "THE RIGHTS OF MAN" LP

They sent the Nigerians down, all wearin' the white robes and sandals. In mid-fuckin'-winter! We broke open the stores and gave 'em donkey jackets and boots. Told the foreman to go fuck himself. Ah now, the Wolfe Tones. You wouldn't have lasted a minute. Swingin' Sixties? Horseshit.