BEYOND THE IMPLODE 3 - BRITISH AIRWAYS 0

* DOGS IN PUBS

* SMOKING IN PUBS

* BURNS SCORPION GUITARS

* COCKLES AND MUSSELS (WITH SALT AND VINEGAR)

* ZEBRA STRIPE MOHAIR SCARVES

* FANZINES

* BANDS PLAYING GIGS FROM THE BACKS OF LORRIES

* WHITE MOTORBIKE CRASH HELMETS

* LONDON D.I.Y GOSPEL (NINA SIMONE ON CASIO AND AIRHORN MEETS 'MESSTHETICS' PRODUCTION VALUES)

* THOSE OLD T-SHIRTS WITH THE PIC OF MICKEY MOUSE AND THE HIROSHIMA MUSHROOM CLOUD

* JOINING THE BNP EN MASSE AND SUBVERTING IT INTO A 'SUBBUTEO ANGLING' APPRECIATION SOCIETY

* PHILOSOPHICAL GRAFFITI

* FURRY DISCOS

* WITCHY GLYPH GRAFFITI

* COMPLETELY BANDAGING YOUR FACE AND SPENDING ALL DAY ON THE CIRCLE LINE IN PYJAMAS, DRESSING GOWN AND BOVVER BOOTS, STARING DOWN PASSENGERS THROUGH THE EYE-SLITS

* CAT FLU

* COMPETITIVE TRAIN-SURFING

* BALACLAVAS WITH SNOUTS

* PAMA BULLET 7"S

* MOTORWAY POETRY