Friday, May 22, 2009

WE'RE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DRIVE ((advertisement))

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This is a call for submissions to Issue M11 of MOTORWAY PSYCHOGEOGRAPHY.

We are sick of being told to tromp the pavements, looking for spooks in wharfs and parks. We are sick of hearing tall stories about 'East London' from idiots who've never even been to the Bay Tree. And we are sick of their urban regeneration schemes, the utter BOREDOM of their AILING developments (social asbestos).

We will take to the motorways - reclaim our savage heritage amidst the fumes, the speed, the sex and PETROL.

MOTORWAY PSYCHOGEOGRAPHY wants to hear from people who've aimlessly driven the motorways from dusk til dawn; painted slogans on motorway bridges; fucked or banqueted in the grassy verges on a hot Thursday afternoon; hitchhiked; PLAYED DARE; felt the wind smashing them in the face as they broke the speed limit. We want people who know their service stations and junctions inside out.

We DON'T want some fucking commie rehash of "London Orbital".

YOUR FIELDS ARE BARREN, YOUR CITIES ARE DEAD - WHITE LINE FEVER IS ALL WE NEED TO BE FREE.

Send articles, resume' etc - motorwaymadness77@yahoo.co.uk

UK residents only.
Comments:
Fine, but how will you fall down a flight of steps into the fetid embrace of the shore?
 
I don't want to shatter the myth, but waking up with a sore arse and stinking of sewage isn't as cool as Iain Sinclair makes out...
 
To the editorial board,

I have recently completed this project:

Articulated Desires: A study of the sexual preferences of lorry drivers parked overnight at the M25 Clacket Lane Service Station, 18th April - 15th May 2009

and would like to submit for peer review.

For your convenience I have left a CDR of the finished article (and relevant CCTV screencaps) wrapped in cellophane in the cistern of the westbound gents toilets. I look forward to hearing from you.
 
Thanks for that shykitten - sounds most up our layby! Unfortunately, the editorial team seem to have completely forgotten the password for the Yahoo account that was hastily set up for this, so apologies to anyone who sent in a submission - we can't access it. Maybe everyone could just re-post them in comments instead - at least it'd be the world's first 'fanzine in a blog comments box' - Ed.
 
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