BEYOND THE IMPLODE 3 - BRITISH AIRWAYS 0

The OTO won't ever tell you this - because they don't know how to do it! But I, BTI BLOG, and I alone, have discovered the secret to winning on the nags!

Don't bother wanking a sigil into the cosmos and expecting some karmic return in three years' time - using my proven magick system, you can identify the winning horse in this year's Grand National, and walk away with hundreds of thousands of pounds in your pocket!

WHAT WOULD YOU PREFER - RAISING SOME HALFWIT DEMON AND BURNING DOWN THE KITCHEN - OR THE BOOKIES CURSING AS YOU TAKE THEM TO THE CLEANERS?

Enough of these shamen! Pagan schmagan! Look, let's not bullshit around. The only point to learning the esoteric dark arts is to make a bundle of cash and bail out while the going's good. Let's face it, life is shit. You waste half your life at work, you have to scrimp and save while the nouveau riche spend £35,000 on a bottle of champagne. And guess what, occultists - they're laughing at you! Yes, at you! And I don't blame them. After all, you sit there, chanting and wanking, with your silly little Crowley books and PTV bootlegs. Why wouldn't the rich shit their £900 CK pants laughing at you freaks? Do you think they give a toss about Pan or Loki, when they've got hedge funds, private helicopters, multiple properties, everything you've spent your whole life being told you can't have?

WELL, WHY NOT WIPE THE SMILES OFF THEIR FACES - using my unique magickal system, guaranteed to give you a win on the horses? It's so easy - 1) MASTER THE MAGICK 2) CAST THE SPELL 3) COLLECT THE WINNINGS! I'll teach you

* how to identify the winning horse, days or weeks before the race
* how to subject jockeys to PSYCHIC ATTACK
* how to get the bookies to raise the odds on your chosen nag
* how to get away with drinking alcohol from a glass bottle at the racetrack enclosure - never be bothered by stewards again!
* how to HORSE-WHISPER

You have nothing to lose, everything to gain! Imagine being able to walk out of work, right now, to visit the nearest bookie, KNOWING that you WILL be collecting £5,000 this afternoon! Imagine yourself then putting your winnings on a 33/1 outsider - and, to the bookmaker's horror, WINNING AGAIN! Imagine being able to provide for your family forever. Imagine telling your boss to fuck off, and buying the company - just for the fun of making him redundant! Imagine flying to Hong Kong by private jet, on a whim. Imagine more sex than you could shake SHERGAR'S SHAFT at. Now, no more need to just imagine - THIS MAGICK SECRET CAN BE YOURS.

Let me ask you something. If a car dealer said to you, "Here, this Porsche is the best on the market, I'll give you a discount" - and then they sold you a PRAM - would you EVER do business with them again?? If you went back and the car dealer said, "It only looks like a pram because you're more of a Lambourghini man - here, give me £90,000 and I'll sell you this brilliant Lambourghini" - and then he sold you a WHEELBARROW - could you ever trust this dealer again??

THIS IS WHAT 'MAGICK' PRACTICIONERS HAVE BEEN DOING TO YOU ALL YOUR LIFE. MUGGING YOU OFF. SELLING YOU DUDS. PEDDLING SHIT.

Now, imagine you're penniless, pushing your pram and wheelbarrow through the streets, making feeble VROOM VROOM noises - and then a motorbike dealer approaches you, and says, "Here, mate, I think you've been sold a couple of turkeys. Here's a Kawasaki Ninja, I won't lie to you, it's a bit pricey, but it does the business" - and he showed you a Kawasaki Ninja - would you think, "HMM. MAYBE THIS DEALER IS BETTER THAN THE CAR DEALER I PREVIOUSLY MET? I'LL USE HIS SERVICES INSTEAD". Or would you return to the previous car dealer and let him sell you a Tesco trolley for the price of a Rolls Royce?

WAKE UP AND THINK! You can't afford to let this one-off opportunity slide by. I can offer you a stake in the greatest occult activity known to man - making A FORTUNE. Your fellow witches and wiccans can chant and sigilise all they like - but I'm showing you a failproof way to GET STINKING RICH. ALL I AM CHARGING for revealing this incredible occult secret is £10,000, which you can pay me via Paypal - click on the contact link. That might seem a lot of money NOW - but just ask yourself this...

WHEN, THREE WEEKS FROM NOW, YOU'RE STANDING IN WILLIAM HILL, HANDING OVER £125,000 ON A 12/1 BET THAT YOU KNOW YOU CANNOT LOSE - WILL YOU BEGRUDGE HAVING SPENT A MERE £10,000 NOW?

I am a bona fide magician, it took me years of rigorous training to master this spell - now I am offering it to you and you can learn how to do it in LESS THAN AN HOUR! You'll get a Word Doc with full instructions in return. FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS, AND YOU CAN NOT GO WRONG. See you by the pool at the Palms!