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Hello, dear Martin!
I am photo editor of a magazine called "Bolshoi Gorod" ("Big City", Moscow, Russia, our website is bg.ru).
As we are working on an article dedicated to some interesting blogs, we've already made a screenshot of your page and else we do need a picture of you - could you please send one to my e-mail ASAP?
It's margarita@afisha.ru.
Thaaaanks =)
 

Go for it Martin! What a great way to build bridges with your large and ever-increasing Russian readership!
 

Dear Margarita,

I don''t think I have any pics here - if I'm allowed to wear a gasmask in the picture, I'll take a pic tonight and send it to you.

Incidentally, if anybody would like to read this blog in Russian, paste the following link into your bar:

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=ru&sl=en&u=http://seagullscreamingkillherkillher.blogspot.com/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbeyond%2Bthe%2Bimplode%26hl%3Dru%26lr%3D%26newwindow%3D1%26sa%3DG

A great improvement on the original, I feel, and also a handy way of looking up Russian swear words
 

The Japanese version kills

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=ja&sl=en&u=http://seagullscreamingkillherkillher.blogspot.com/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=1&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dbeyond%2Bthe%2Bimplode%26hl%3Dja%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG
 

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What if I had the Chicken Madras, am I safe?

Stumbled on your site when I searched for 'estate agents are cunts' in google and hey presto...

Great rant on the Catholics and Prod murals, I am from NI and bust a gut...

Also good to see that someone else had teenage kicks over the Caramel Bunny, teasing bitch that she was...

CHEERS!