Tuesday, March 21, 2006
THE THINGS THAT COME INTO MY HEAD WHEN I HEAR THESE SONGS (PART 2)
KIM CARNES -"Betty Davies' Eyes"
A young ginger girl in a parallel Jackie Collins-scripted dimension gets off her pony and makes her way to a sauna in the conservatory, where the Hitler lookalike from Sparks is waiting with a tray of canapes and a shiny veneer of dribble on his lower lip
LINTON KWESI JOHNSON - "Inglan Is A Bitch"
Darcus Howe walking around Billingsgate Market in a state of depression, rifling through trays of cockels with a plastic scoop, prodding fish eyes and holding up strips of smoked salmon to the light, before two men in white coats try to lead him off into a car parked outside (unsuccessfully)
ECHOBELLY "Great Things"
A big party we had in Camberwell in 1996 where the flat got trashed by a drunken American and we had to flee the landlord two days later, and me and Andy having a last pint together at Victoria Station and going 'No honest, you're fucking great' before we went off in different directions to seek our fortunes
JESUS AND MARY CHAIN "You Trip Me Up"
A psychopathic robot who's just been disqualified from taking part in a pub karaoke competition going beserk and slaughtering the entire bar in slow motion with razor sharp shurikens and his axe-hand, while he murmurs the words and gently sheds kerosene tears
GLITTER BAND "Rock n Roll part 2"
The England 1970 World Cup squad held hostage by Iran and forced to stand, with their heads bowed and hands tied behind their backs, on a podium with 'DECADENT SPORTSMAN' inscribed underneath while kids pelt them with street rubbish
SUGABABES "Red Dress"
Three girls running out of ideas ("Ho ho!"- a reader) ("Right, fuck off now"- another)
A young ginger girl in a parallel Jackie Collins-scripted dimension gets off her pony and makes her way to a sauna in the conservatory, where the Hitler lookalike from Sparks is waiting with a tray of canapes and a shiny veneer of dribble on his lower lip
LINTON KWESI JOHNSON - "Inglan Is A Bitch"
Darcus Howe walking around Billingsgate Market in a state of depression, rifling through trays of cockels with a plastic scoop, prodding fish eyes and holding up strips of smoked salmon to the light, before two men in white coats try to lead him off into a car parked outside (unsuccessfully)
ECHOBELLY "Great Things"
A big party we had in Camberwell in 1996 where the flat got trashed by a drunken American and we had to flee the landlord two days later, and me and Andy having a last pint together at Victoria Station and going 'No honest, you're fucking great' before we went off in different directions to seek our fortunes
JESUS AND MARY CHAIN "You Trip Me Up"
A psychopathic robot who's just been disqualified from taking part in a pub karaoke competition going beserk and slaughtering the entire bar in slow motion with razor sharp shurikens and his axe-hand, while he murmurs the words and gently sheds kerosene tears
GLITTER BAND "Rock n Roll part 2"
The England 1970 World Cup squad held hostage by Iran and forced to stand, with their heads bowed and hands tied behind their backs, on a podium with 'DECADENT SPORTSMAN' inscribed underneath while kids pelt them with street rubbish
SUGABABES "Red Dress"
Three girls running out of ideas ("Ho ho!"- a reader) ("Right, fuck off now"- another)
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