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Dear Shithawks, Congratulations! Not only have you arrived pissing and screaming on Planet Earth, wriggling around like peeled slugs in a ba...

Over the course of the past 36 hours, me, Chairman Dubversion, Sacha Colgate and John Eden have been having this great Twitter argument abou...

I love these novelty songs, uploaded with purely wholesome intent on the understanding that nobody seriously contemplates committing an act ...

(( Some mods, fannying around with deckchairs, AGAIN. Suppose they'd get four years if they did this now )). Unless you've see...

I feel compelled to issue a statement clarifying my position as Barnet & Brent correspondent for WOOFAH magazine. When I joined the titl...

Throughout my life, I've been accused of being a technophobe. I guess this stems back to 1985; while all the other kids were playing ...

I turned 35 at the weekend. I know this fact's less interesting than spotting Nordic deities' faces in the clouds, but it's led ...